when you realize that one day youre going to be the Lesbian Aunt
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
So there is this like 22 year old who works at my school and OMG she’s so hot and I’m like 80% sure she’s a lesbian. Fuck my life